I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

on my shirt. Yep. And one is on the ground. This little guy comes out of my right pocket every night at 2:56 AM and crawls up to it and eats it. Then he crawls into my left ear, stays there for a while, and crawls out my mouth. Then he sits at the top of the tree and poops out the coconut. Like, theres not fecal material on the coconut, his poop is just the coconut. Pretty sweet. I wish I could poop coconut. Then he climbs back down into me pocket, and eventually the coconut falls down again. But he only comes out at 2:56 cuz thats the only time he's hungry. The rest of the time he's just chillin with my cell phone and some fuzz in my right pocket.